Mexican Jumping Bean

I have been feeling very giddy recently. Like someone put a Mexican jumping bean inside of me and I keep on giggling. It is nearing 5 in the morning and I'm up because I am that giddy. When I do sleep I wake up smiling. 

I would like to...

Replace my heart with a rock. I experience too many feelings sometimes. Like everyone does. But too many ups and downs. If my heart was a rock then I wouldn't experience this. Also, I wouldn't feel bad if I do something wrong or say something mean. If you'd like to be very literal...I would be dead because you can't function on a rock as a heart. But just use your imagination please. If I had a rock as a heart then I would stop being so anxious. 

I have a migraine...

And thoughts. Tons of thoughts. Like donating my eggs. Running a marathon. Witnessing a murder. Some weird. Some not so weird. Adopting a kid and naming him Milo cause that's a cool name. I'm also thinking about what it would be like to be 80 years old, named Ethel... with an oxygen tank.
Also - I'm reading plays. Copious amounts of plays. I'm in the need for a new fresh monologue. Yet I had to pick up a Tennessee Williams play because I am addicted. Some people do crack. I do Williams.
Every day I get ready to singing Muppets. Most usually from 'Muppet Christmas Carol' even though it's not Christmas anymore. And I sing whilst putting on my eyeliner....
"And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that they call Scrooge.'

Which then makes me think of Mogley the Monster - my dear puppet who I had to leave at home in Virginia because I didn't have room in my luggage. Mogley whom I sometimes change into Pippa when I feel like it. Cause puppets are allowed to be transsexual.

And my migraine still hurts.

EPAs BITCHES

I had my first NYC EPA today. For those who don't know: Equity Principal Audition. I had the perfect monologue for it and it so happens to be one of my favorite plays. I was expecting to wait for hours to be seen. But got seen in just an hour! I chatted it up with a friendly girl named Brandy after she came to my rescue with paper towels from getting sparkling water all over my seat. Also the casting assistant (The casting director decided to leave early) told me that my monologue was "absolutely lovely." So I feel great. I would like a callback. So *crosses fingers*

Now I must sleep so I can be well rested for my photoshoot for a very well known Italian photographer. Life is strange but very good.

Children Whisperer

I get along better with kids than adults. My roommate calls me, "The Children Whisperer" as in I totally understand them and that they love me. It's a known fact.
It may be because I'm five years old. 

To My Future Business Partner...wherever you may be...

I was in charge of storytime for the Toy Store I work at. I'm a pro at storytime. Seriously. It's my thing. I think my managers didn't know just how amazing it was going to be. Afterward a co-worker of mine said and I quote, "That was f***ing professional. You are amazing at this. You need to have your own business. I'm dead serious."

And I've thought about it. I would love to have my own educational center that focuses on literacy for children with loads of drama games and imaginary play. It has crossed my mind many times. I'm not business savvy though. I would need someone who is good at that to help me. I'm better at the artsy stuff. I'm no good with all that paperwork. So if I find the right business partner who doesn't mind doing all that while I just stick to the curriculum and creativity then I'd be happy. 

Click. No more.

So I have Republican friends, and I have Democrat friends and I love them all. Seriously. But when it's election year, I really start to get annoyed. There's too much bashing and thrashing and serious horribleness that some (not all) partake in. I tend to click the link on Facebook to not get updates from them anymore. Click. No more.
I don't know how one can have that much hatred for another. It sickens me. No matter what party you're in.